My name is Josie and I live with 2 boys and my pet hamster, Julius Caesar. The boys are kind and the animal bites.

This blog chronicles my misadventures as I (drunkenly) maneuver through the dark tsetse fly-infested swampy marshes of Singlehood. My journey starts here.

 

Anonymous asked
come on. i wasnt a jerk for leaving if youd cut your hair. if you had the pink bits then though i wouldve stayed.

I highly doubt you are who I think you are but I giggled. Touche!
(Context here)