My name is Josie and I live with 2 boys and my pet hamster, Julius Caesar. The boys are kind and the animal bites.
This blog chronicles my misadventures as I (drunkenly) maneuver through the dark tsetse fly-infested swampy marshes of Singlehood. My journey starts here.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Human Centipede 3: The Wilkiepede
That is not an image of a skinny turd next to our toilet brush.
Unsurprisingly, I am more terrified of our nasty bathroom floor than I am of the creepy crawly. We are convinced we are hosting an entire family.
God help us all.
