My name is Josie and I live with 2 boys and my pet hamster, Julius Caesar. The boys are kind and the animal bites.

This blog chronicles my misadventures as I (drunkenly) maneuver through the dark tsetse fly-infested swampy marshes of Singlehood. My journey starts here.

 

@synecdoched: @omgitsjosie I just found out that Caesar, in all likelihood, practises coprophagia: http://t.co/zdrv5yGC

Great. So apparently my clever hamster likes eating his own poop. Meh - I guess this means I can start feeding him less food then.