My name is Josie and I live with 2 boys and my pet hamster, Julius Caesar. The boys are kind and the animal bites.
This blog chronicles my misadventures as I (drunkenly) maneuver through the dark tsetse fly-infested swampy marshes of Singlehood. My journey starts here.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m a mouse, duh!
Halloween is the one time a year a girl gets to dress like a complete slut and no other girls can say anything about it. Not that I’m going to be dressed as a hooker - if anything, I’m more like a classy prostitute. The kind that would hang outside of INSEAD with a book.
Three years ago, I dressed up as the Afghan Girl, with my National Geographic frame in tow. I found out that wearing a burkha and a baju kurung not only makes for extremely challenging dance moves, but also… doesn’t get you any action. This year however, I am determined to inject a little smutty fun with an intelligent costume and what better way to decide what I’ll be wearing for Halloween than to crowdsource for it.
So tell me kind folks of the interwebs, short of animal ears and lingerie, what else could I come as for All Hallow’s Eve?
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combatbrodom answered:
Pikachu, but with nothing but a bright yellow bikini, and the ears and tail. I was gonna wear it, but reservists.
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sparksinyoureyes answered:
hellogiggles.com/5-hallo…
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