My name is Josie and I live with 2 boys and my pet hamster, Julius Caesar. The boys are kind and the animal bites.
This blog chronicles my misadventures as I (drunkenly) maneuver through the dark tsetse fly-infested swampy marshes of Singlehood. My journey starts here.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Hungry Kids from Hungary
Today in the mad hi-jinks of 2 guys, A girl & A Pet Hamster, the boys and I clear the refridgerator out!
Always an exciting adventure when you have flatmates that are irregular cooks with a non-existent nasal radar to bad smells. I’m no Monica Gellar and I have had my fair share of sick moments (the people I’ve lived with before can attest to this) but this…was pretty gross. We’ve cleared it out mostly but the kitchen still smells like a used diaper full of indian food. The images that follow might disturb some:
The Great Fridge Freshen Up of 2011 began because a mate of ours had seen this bloated packet of milk hang out in our shelf continuously for 2 weeks. Yoghurt anyone? I tried getting him to eat it but couldn’t rally enough money to make it happen. Sad.
Surprises await in the form of a plate!
Old sausages. And in case you were wondering, they had not prepared ‘sauce’ to go along with it. Leaky rotting meat juice is so yummy!
Mushrooms in a cracked container that leaked all over a shelf. At least, I’m really hoping the mushrooms were already in there from before.
And to clear the stank, a spritz of Spiderman cologne!
No, just kidding. The perfume bottle was empty. Either I’m living with a pedophile or someone actually used this for special occasions. This will be a good time to inform my readers that both boys have hot girlfriends. combatbrodom there’s still hope for you after all, hang in there!
Monopoly night tomorrow with cool cats, it’s gonna be so rad. I’m out!
