November 2011
7 posts
The one where my flatmate's girlfriend nearly gets...
So I’ve been away for a while largely because of this terrible sickness. My medication’s adverse effects include excitation and mental confusion so Imma just go ahead and blame my crippling laziness on it. The disease has also reduced me to violent hacking - I swear yesterday a little bit of my lung fell out of my mouth. As a result, I’ve had to re-schedule dates because the only...
“@synecdoched: @omgitsjosie I just found out that Caesar, in all likelihood,...”
– Great. So apparently my clever hamster likes eating his own poop. Meh - I guess this means I can start feeding him less food then.
WatchThis short clip pretty much sums up what it’s like to live in the 2 Guys, A Girl and A Pet Hamster house.
In case you missed it, that’s a video of the former flatmate sawing a plank of wood in the living room as the rest of the boys watch a guitar solo demo too loudly on the TV.
This all took place on my first night in the apartment. And yes, it’s too late to move out now.
October 2011
14 posts
Sorry you didn't attend my Halloween party I...
Feeling mildly obligated to do a quick update because I haven’t posted in a while. As it is almost 2 am, please expect the quality of this post to be more mediocre than it usually gets.
I’d like to think The Human Centipede 3 themed Halloween party I threw almost a success. Not quite an almost 200 attendee-esque bash like the last time but there were no casualties save for the...